Jake: Elliot, please. Look, everybody has their stuff. Like me. I'm an emotional person but I've always had trouble expressing it. Here, tell me- Tell me you like my shirt.
Elliot: I like your shirt.
Jake: Cool. Okay, now tell me my childhood dog Buster was never put down, and we're gonna be reunited this weekend. You can paraphrase.
Elliot: Uh, buster's coming home.
Jake: Cool. See? You see, there's no difference, and Buster meant the world to me. I really like you, Elliot, but I'm an adult. I want this to be an adult relationship. If you want to be patient and not have sex right away, then that's fine because I think we have a chance for something great, too.
Elliot: I want you so bad right now.
Jake: Cool. [they kiss]
J.D.: Guess I should get goin'.