Quote from Elliot in My Drive-By
Elliot: I'm giving up on men. Carla: Just call him. Elliot: You can't make me. J.D.: Well, unfortunately for you, I happen to know that the guy you're dating is always under speed dial number one. [dials speed dial #1] Man: [on phone] Constipation hotline. J.D.: Two is your current boyfriend. [dials speed dial #2] Jake: [on the phone] Hello? Elliot: Frick!