Quote from J.D. in My Drive-By
Carla: Elliot, you can't keep taking J.D. everywhere you go. Sooner or later you're gonna have to trust yourself. Elliot: No, I won't, Carla. The system is working. Trust me. I will not be having sex with Jake anytime soon. Jake: That seems like a strange thing to announce to your friends. I just came back to get my keys. J.D.: [v.o.] This is so awkward. Look away. Look away! Man in Robe: All your references checked out. J.D.: I never gave you any references.