Dr. Cox: And it's just the way I call it. Grandpa Goatee to win, Pee Pants to place, and Wrong Way Wally not finish.
Carla: He does have glaucoma.
Jordan: Well, I should have been told that.
Dr. Cox: It wouldn't have mattered, Jordan. You know why? Because I am always right. It's something my- My old pal Gandhi here knows little something about, because you see, we are both egotistical peas in a giant narcissistic pod. And, to prove my point, I'm going to go ahead and make an unnecessarily showy but undeniably impressive exit. Rope time, Gandhi. Feel it. I'll see you later.
Jordan: I would so mock him right now if I wasn't so turned on.