Dr. Cox: All-righty. Point proving time. Carla, I assume tubby hubby here told you all about what happened at the taco stand.
Carla: Please tell me you didn't try to get free guacamole again by telling them you were married to one of their people.
Turk: No, I did not. Because I don't have the need to make everything about me. See, I'm not that pathetic.
Carla: So what did happen at the taco stand?
[Turk starts to walk away]
J.D.: [v.o.] There are certain people in life who know how to push your buttons...
Dr. Cox: Well, the guy started choking so naturally I sprung into action and gave him an emergency trach. Yeah.