Elliot: Look, I have just been thinking about all of my relationships, and every time one has potential, I go too fast and ruin everything. Long story short, Jake's not gettin' any.
J.D.: Oh, please. You're 1/2 a glass of wine away from nuding up and doing your go-to move.
Turk: Which is?
J.D.: Her on top, eyes closed yelling, "Don't look at me! Don't look at me!"
Elliot: Sex is disgusting.
Carla: I know, sweetie.