Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Drive-By
Dr. Kelso: Dr. Murphy, I'd have more sympathy if this were the first time you'd broke both your feet working in the morgue. Doug: Sir, it's like those corpses are out to get me. Dr. Kelso: Heh, if only. Dr. Kelso: Anyway, I need you to give up this thing. No offense, son, but I can't have a delusional bozo like you driving a motorized vehicle around this hospital. Well, if it isn't the Sullivan Street cat house!