Quote from Elliot in My Faith in Humanity
Elliot: I just wish once a cute, thoughtful guy would walk through the door. Jake: Hi. Can I get some help? My neighbor fainted, and she doesn't like ambulances, so I brought her in myself. Elliot: Let me take this one, Jenny. You've got a phone call. Jenny: Oh. I'll call them back. Elliot: Your mom died. Jenny: What?! Elliot: Her mom's fine. It's just a little running joke we have. She'll be laughing later. Got you, Jenny! Dead mom joke's always funny.