J.D.: Don't worry, this will all be fine. You know Turk. I mean, whoever he blames will get the silent treatment for a couple days, then he'll make snarky comments for a few months, and then sooner or later, he'll be laughing about the whole thing. It's just like the time I slept with his family's cleaning lady.
Carla: [gasps] You slept with Toonie?
J.D.: I was staying in their guest room, and she was buffing the nightstand, and she just kept on buffin'.