J.D.: [v.o.] When we got to work, not a whole lot had changed. The silence was killing me.
Turk: You kissed my wife.
J.D.: [v.o.] I miss the silence.
Turk: Did you like it?
J.D.: Well, it's kind of a trick question, Turk. I mean, if I say yes, it's like I'm sayin', "Damn, dude, your wife is hot, and I'd like to get me some of that." But if I say no, then I'm all like, "Yo, I know she's your wife, but you can keep that fish-lipped bitty."