Quote from Jordan in My Big Move
J.D.: [v.o.] I guess there's a lot of things that can knock you on your ass. Like, for instance, when your seventeen-year-old neighbor doesn't see you as a smoking hottie anymore. Jordan: Oh, Pedro? I can't seem to find my pencil. Do you have any idea where it might be? Pedro: Oh, it's right there between your bosoms ma'am. Jordan: "Ma'am"? Y- You just ma'amed your way out of me ever buying you beer again. "Ma'am"?