J.D.: [v.o.] Let me explain. Turk and Carla's marriage was in trouble because of some dumb stuff Turk had done, So last night, I took Carla out to smooth things over. Long story short, we smooched. ... It was barely more than a friend kiss, so we decided not to tell Turk. Or so I thought. ... Was it a comfortable silence? No. And I'm not going to be the one who breaks it. Unfortunately, I had one of Rowdy's hairs caught in my throat.
J.D.: [coughs]
J.D.: [v.o.] Uh-oh.