Quote from J.D. in My Lips Are Sealed
Carla: Oh, it's so nice to get out. Oh, hey, do you know who sings the song? J.D.: No, but I can tell you who doesn't sing it. Billy Joel, who brought us such hits as Uptown Girl and Matter of Trust. And speaking of trust, do you know who's really trustworthy? Turk. I call him turkey-turkey-turkey-turkey-trust-trust. A little nickname.