Elliot: Poor Mr. Gerst. I wonder what that's like to have an erection for 9 hours.
Todd: Ask me in 20 minutes.
Elliot: Oh, get this. He doesn't even have erectile dysfunction. I mean, why would you take those drugs if you didn't need them?
Dr. Cox: What's this? Why, it's a dummygram, and it's addressed to you, Barbie. Let's read it and find out what's in there. You are disturbingly naive. Stop. Almost 50% of E.D. drugs are taken by recreational users. Stop.
Elliot: That can't be true.
Dr. Cox: [whistles] Everyone, would you go ahead and close your eyes for a second? Great. Now, would all the men in the room who have tried Mr. Happy Pills go ahead and grab your fork and bang your glass. Thank you!
Elliot: Ted, everyone's stopped.
Ted: Oh, damn it.