Elliot: Mr. Gerst, what seems to be the problem?
Mr. Gerst: I took some pills.
Elliot: Come on, help me out here. Were they happy pills, sad pills, sleepy pills, wake-up pills, sane pills, pain pills, brain pills, Spain pills...
Mr. Gerst: Man pills. The commercial says I should consult a physician if the condition persists for more than 4 hours.
Elliot: If what persists? [Mr. Gerst stands up with a hat covering his crotch] Oh, um let's just say you took uppers.