Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Boss' Free Haircut
J.D.: [v.o.] You can never truly capture the past. Barber: That will be $18. Dr. Kelso: Oh, I'm not paying. I'm a doctor. Barber: Yeah, we don't do that anymore. You're paying. [Dr. Kelso gets up out of the barber's chair, still wearing the cape, and runs out of the shop] J.D.: [v.o.] You still have to try, though. Because as a recently incarcerated doctor once said, nothing worth having comes easy.