Quote from Elliot in My Boss' Free Haircut
Carla: Okay, you know I was skeptical, but it's been kind of nice reminiscing about my mom. It's about to get a whole lot nicer. Carla's mother: [on answering machine] Hi, sweetie, it's mom. I just call to tell you how much I love you. Carla: Oh, my God. Elliot: It's J.D's old answearing machine. Carla's mother: [on answering machine] Hi, Carla. I sure wish you would call me once in a while. Elliot: Hadn't heard that one. [unplugs machine] So what other stories do you have about your mom? Carla's mother: [on answering machine] Carla, it's me again. Elliot: Crap, there's batteries. Carla's mother: [on answering machine] It seems you never have time for me anymore. Carla? Carla?