J.D.: Turk, you're not gonna believe this, but I don't know a lot about women. No, it's true. But one thing I do know is when a woman wants her space, you give her her space. My 6th grade girlfriend taught me that.
[flashback:]
Young J.D.: No, Olivia, I won't leave you alone until you explain why you ignored me on the bus.
[Olivia kicks J.D. in the nuts]
[present:]
J.D.: I hope she's dead.