J.D.: [v.o.] And, really, who wants to risk something important just for a silly piece of cake?
Turk: I did it. Cut off all ties with Rosanna. Forever.
Carla: Baby, that took like 20 seconds. How'd you do that so quickly?
Turk: It was easy. I just told her I was married.
Carla: You've been talking to this girl you used to sleep with, and you never told her you were married?
Turk: She never asked.
Carla: It's no big deal. Because if you're lucky, maybe you won't be married for much longer. [exits]
Turk: Baby. Baby!