Quote from J.D. in My Best Laid Plans
J.D.: [v.o.] If having my cake and eating it, too, meant being with Molly, then nothing was gonna get between us. Elliot: Hey, guys, you going out? J.D.: Yeah, you should come with us! [hits elevator button] Dr. Molly Clock: That's the close button. J.D.: No, it's a close button. When someone gets close, it activates a sensor that opens the door. Dr. Molly Clock: Fancy. J.D.: [v.o.] Oh, no, she's got a pinkie hold. Elliot's got the finger strength of a rock-climbing jazz pianist. Elliot: You were pressing the wrong button. [pokes J.D. with her finger; he falls over]