Turk: All right, give me all the details on Kylie.
J.D.: Dude, it was so naughty. We're kissing, right, and she's like, "I think it's a little hot in here". She starts pulling down her skirt.
J.D.: [v.o.] Oh, my god. I'm getting turned on by my own fake story.
Turk: Damn you, ruptured spleen. To be continued.