Janitor: You know, I don't really appreciate you messing with my lady.
Dr. Cox: Your lady?
Janitor: Blonde doctor and I are gonna end up together. And I'm talking the whole shebang. House in the 'burbs, Volvo in the driveway, dog-fighting ring in the basement.
Dr. Cox: I guess it wouldn't be the first time the janitor got the girl. Oh, wait a minute. Yes, it would.
Janitor: You want to place a wager?
Dr. Cox: I do, but here I really have no need for a cracked thermos and 2 pounds of keys. How about my van for your Porsche? I suppose when I win, I could destroy your vehicle and make a watch, couldn't I? Bet.
Janitor: Bet.