Quote from J.D. in My Best Laid Plans
J.D.: [v.o.] Kylie and I still hadn't slept together, but I had a feeling her 4-week booty embargo was about to end. Kylie: I have a surprise for you tonight. J.D.: [v.o.] God, I hope it's sex. Or a pony. I'll bet it's sex 'cause I don't see a pony. Kylie: Wait right here. [holding a vanity plate reading "J.D. MD"] It's for your scooter. What are you doing? J.D.: Nothing, I was just gonna do a little laundry. I assume your facilities are in-building? Kylie: Why is it always about sex with you? J.D.: It's not. Look, Kylie, I'm just really proud of my abs. Or ab.