Carla: J.D.! We're sorry. The door was unlocked, and we knew you'd be here. We want you back.
J.D.: I don't want to come home. It took me a month to get here from the couch.
Kylie: Uh, J.D., maybe you should go home.
J.D.: [v.o.] Get the moment back! Say something hot!
J.D.: Perhaps we could invite Turk and Carla to join us on the bed. ... I'll go.