[sitcom fantasy:]
Dr. Cox: Let's take a look at our other options. Gandhi you appear to be a man who is utterly without talent, unless of course you wanna count the fact that you are the 20th-best basketball player in a predominantly white hospital. Jordan, your only skill is illegal in 26 states.
Jordan: It's 27. Arkansas buckled.
Dr. Cox: Carla, that makes you my girl. Hell, we could crank up the humidity and watch your hair explode. That'd be terrific. Which leaves me, and unless all of you wanna see me turn a two-syllable word into a six-syllable word, I re-he-he-he-he-ally think that we should keep looking.