Quote from Elliot in My Life in Four Cameras
Elliot: I can't believe you left me all alone for a stupid TV writer. J.D.: Oh, like that is any different from the time you spent all night hanging out with your favorite weatherman from Channel 4. Elliot: The man had a massive heart attack. I was nothing but professional. [flashback:] Elliot: Okay, he's stable! Just take the picture, Carla.