Quote from Elliot in My Life in Four Cameras
News Anchor: [on T.V.] With 27 deaths so far, this strain of E. coli from tainted meat is quite serious. So if you're a big meat-eater, be careful. [J.D., Turk and Carla groan] J.D.: [v.o.] The reason we were upset was that every time the media reports on some weird health crisis, everyone who sees it thinks they have it. [at the hospital:] Elliot: Oh, not so bad. It's only a few people here. [everything shakes as a stampede of people descend on the hospital] Elliot: Okay, okay, everybody just shut up! Thank you. Now, who's first?