J.D.: Kylie's in class all day, and she bartends at night, and I'm still pulling 16-hour shifts, so we try to make sure we kiss at least once a day. Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, she takes a cab over here. Tuesdays and Thursdays [sings] I scooter to my baby!
Turk: Honey, I haven't fuffied in bed in, like, a week.