Quote from Turk in My Life in Four Cameras
Carla: Hey, we're missing Sanford and Son. Turk: What? Carla: Yes. J.D.: [v.o.] Turk was freaked out because Carla never joins us on Sanford and Son night or Cheers night. I think it was because she was feeling a little romantically competitive with Kylie and me. [After Kylie hugs J.D., Carla starts licking Turk's head] Turk: Woman! Woman, I am not a lollipop! [sings to Sanford and Son theme] Quiet down now, It is time to watch the show, Yes, it started, Don't be lickin' me no mo', Matter of fact, Could you get me a handiwipe?