Turk: I don't understand why Carla didn't tell me about you guys.
Dr. Cox: Maybe it's because she's really in love with me, and together we injected you with diabetes to very slowly get you out of the picture. Or maybe it's because I really liked her but she didn't exactly feel the same way about me, and I got the forehead kiss after spending 90 stinking dollars on theater tickets. Or maybe, and this is a huge outside maybe, maybe she knows you're the kind of person who freaks out over irrelevant things from the past. Personally, I hope it's all three.