Elliot: Look, J.D., I know why you're lying about everything. You don't think you're good enough for Kylie. You've always had this insecure thing even though you're this funny, weird, amazing guy. I mean that's why I fell in love with you, and I'm betting if you just act like yourself, Kylie will, too.
J.D.: Thanks, Elliot. Really. But that's a load of crap, because nobody is themselves when they start dating. Dating is just acting like you're somebody you're not until the person likes you enough so you can show them who you really are.
Elliot: No, it's not.
J.D.: What do you call that bra you wore for your date last week?
Elliot: Oh, the miracle lift super push-up bra. But not everyone's as insecure as me.