Quote from Carla in My Hypocritical Oath
J.D.: Why do all the good ones have boyfriends with venereal diseases, but you can't say anything 'cause you're the guy's doctor? Carla: I am so sick of men screwing women over, like cheating on them or using your lavender bath gel to wash their car. Turk: Baby, you did not just compare cheating and getting gonorrhea to me using your soap.