J.D.: Your gramstain shows that you have... You have gonorrhoea. We should probably test Kylie to see if she's infected.
James: No, we haven't slept together, yet. It's not like I'm missing out. I probably got it from my secretary. Or that trainer from the gym. Or this fine chick Tamyra that bartends with Kylie.
J.D.: Yeah. We should probably get you fixed up, or things might start falling off of you.