Carla: How was surgery?
Turk: Oh, it was fine.
Nurse Roberts: Honey bear, you look blue. Have a cookie.
Carla: Nah-ah-ah, Laverne. No more jackin' up my man's blood sugar just so you can buy yourself a camper.
Turk: So this is all a big joke to you guys? 'Cause this is my life, and I don't think it's funny.
Nurse Roberts: Now I gotta try to get back in on that craps game in the basement.