Turk: Uh, hey, Elliot? Can I talk to you in private?
Elliot: Parlez-vous Franais?
Turk: You know, I did learn a little when my high school class went to France, but that was just stuff to pick up chicks.
Elliot: Turk, je crois que Tyler se sentirais mieux s'il pouvait observer l'opration, d'accord? [I think Tyler would feel better if he could watch the operation, okay?]
Turk: J'ai une tour eiffel dans mon pantalon. [I have an Eiffel Tower in my pants.]
Elliot: What?
Turk: Pamplemousse! [Grapefruit!]
Tyler: Can I please stay?
Turk: Yeah, kid, you could stay.
Tyler: Dr. Turk? Thanks.