J.D.: [v.o.] Why does it seem like every time I take a stand, everything turns to crap?
Elliot: I gave that kid some money and sent him outside the hospital, and now I can't find him.
J.D.: I'm sorry, what?
Turk: Kelso said, no insurance, you gotta stabilize the guy and then bounce him.
J.D.: You gotta be kidding me.
Dr. Cox: I'll tell you what, in about ten more minutes none of this is gonna matter, because this guy's circling the drain.
J.D.: Why are you sick?