Elliot: That was your best moment?
Turk: I totally get it. Older ladies know how to work it.
Carla: Okay, see, now you're in a bit of a pickle because the older lady you're talking about better not be me, and it sure as hell better not be somebody else. So what do you have to say?
Turk: Your favorite jeans are too tight and they look ridiculous.
Carla: What!?
Turk: Well, I I'm in trouble anyway and it needed to be said.
Carla: Well, unfortunately for you that's just not true. Right? [all silent] Wow.