Quote from Turk in My Best Moment
Turk: Kelso's got this new stupid outreach program where families are allowed to observe surgeries. Yesterday I had to do a bypass on this guy. You should have seen the family, standing there motionless, silently judging me. And today I got to do a colectomy on that guy. What do you think his family is gonna be like? [fantasy, J.D. images the African-American family watching the surgery with popcorn and soda:] Woman: There's a tumor in there! There's a tumor in there! Man: Oh, don't go behind the kidney, brother! [reality:] Turk: You didn't go to the black family yelling at the movie screen stereotype, did you? J.D.: Like a bear to honey.