Quote from Elliot in My Unicorn
Elliot: Do you have chocolate cake today? Man: Nope. Elliot: Oh, isn't that just the pickle on the giant crap sandwich that is my day. Turk: Elliot, relax. I never get chocolate cake. Elliot: Oh, right, 'cause you're diabetic. Boo-hoo! You know what, Turk, if you want sympathy, get a disease people can see.