Quote from J.D. in My Female Trouble
Carla: Christopher Duncan Turk, you tell him how you really feel, just like you told me last night, or I will do it for you. [sobbing] Baby! Why does he hurt me so bad? Turk: I want you to stop seeing her. J.D.: Fine. But I'm only ending it because friends come first. Carla: Plus, you already had sex with her. J.D.: Four a half times. Later.