J.D.: What are you doing here?
Elliot: Ah.Hiding from Doug. He asked me a question I haven't answered yet. You?
J.D.: I was trying to make a dramatic exit. I thought this was a patient's room.
Elliot: Right. What are they doing here?
[In the corner of the closet, the Nurse whose bed J.D. assembled is kissing the shirtless guy from her apartment:]
J.D.: This is a hospital! He should really have his shirt on.
Elliot: Yeah.
J.D.: Dynamite areolas, though, huh?