Quote from Turk in My Malpractice Decision
Janitor: By the way, your number isn't "CALL-TURK", it's "CALL-TUR". It'd be easier if your name was "Cal Turk." Turk: There's nobody named Cal Turk. [fantasy, a whiter Turk is in an office cubicle with an elderly couple:] Cal Turk: Cal Turk here. We don't sell insurance, we sell peace of mind. But only to white people. Would you like some milk?