J.D.: [v.o.] Telling a family their loved one has died is never easy. That's why doctors have a variety of techniques for breaking the news. There's the hand on shoulder, there's hand on hand... And, of course, the always popular, Resident Kabuki Theater.
[fantasy, J.D. is dressed in full Kabuki make-up in a patient's room:]
J.D.: I'm sorry for your loss.