Janitor: Just so you know, I think this chief resident thing has made you a little too big for your britches? So from now on I'm gonna be your britches shrinker. [snaps momp]
J.D.: Oh, what, is that supposed to intimidate me or something?
Janitor: No. I had to do it anyway.
J.D.: What possible reason could you have for breaking your broom in half?
Randall: Thanks, bro.
Janitor: Any other questions? Smart guy?