J.D.: [v.o.] When Turk told me he pissed Dr. Cox off by stealing his moment, I decided not to share it with Elliot.
Elliot: Dr. Cox, can you come take a look at my patient's rash? It's really weird.
Dr. Cox: Oh, I would love to come take a look at your patient's rash. But, also, if time allows, maybe we could go over some preliminary ideas for your wedding dress.
Elliot: I have sketches in my locker.
Dr. Cox: Pst, Barbie. Listen carefully, because the policy remains unchanged. Unless someone is dying and puh-lease note, dying, not dead, I'm not interested. And P.S., just a real strong showing for a chief resident candidate. God almighty.
J.D.: Wow. Don't feel bad, you couldn't have seen it coming. Awful, though. Well, I'm off to pilates.