Dr. Cox: He's coming. He's coming! Get your ass out here!
[The Janitor leaves Dr. Kelso's office as Turk and Dr. Cox stand guard]
J.D.: [v.o.] Or by uniting against a moment-stealing common enemy who took credit for your ingenious method of de-bulbing a patient's keister!
[The Janitor, Turk and Dr. Cox listen outside Dr. Kelso's door as he turns his desk lamp on:]
Dr. Kelso: [sniffs] Good Lord!