Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Old Friend's New Friend
Dr. Kelso: Well, sweetheart, you're here early. Elliot: Yeah, well, you know, I didn't have any plans last night, so I went to bed at 8 and then I woke up at 4. And then I realized that the sunrise just looks beautiful through the trees, and that my neighbor gets his paper in the nude and that he needs to lose like 900 pounds. Dr. Kelso: In the future, the appropriate response is, "Yes, I am here early." It's called small talk, not my depressing life in thirty seconds.