Carla: I'm gonna prove to you why my first year of marriage isn't gonna be as hard as yours was.
Dr. Cox: I think you're setting the bar a little low on that one, there, sweetcheeks.
Carla: Yeah, still, the point is I'm smarter than you.
Dr. Cox: In relationships?
Carla: In everything.
Dr. Cox: Right.
Carla: See, even though I make all the decisions, whenever I see Turk is getting upset, I throw him a little decision that means nothing to me. Like buying a new car. As long as it's got four wheels and air conditioning, I'm hap... py.
Turk: Check it, baby. Scooters.
Dr. Cox: Fantastic! It's too good.