Dr. Cox: Carla? I apologize. I am a horse's ass.
Carla: It's not you. It's everything. Ever since I was a little girl, I had this fairy-tale idea of the perfect wedding. And, oh yeah, I always ended up married! Pff.
Dr. Cox: Come on, marriage is overrated. Jordan and I aren't married, and we're getting along great.
Jordan: Uh, Perr, is making out with a stranger cheating?
Dr. Cox: Technically not if it's under ten seconds, dear.
Jordan: Ah, not worth it.
Dr. Cox: Look, you and Turk were meant to be together. It's fate and you know it.
Carla: Thank you.