Quote from Turk in My Best Friend's Wedding
Turk: What do you mean, disaster? Honey, this is an amazing wedding. And I know what you're gonna say. We didn't actually get married. But you know what? Tonight, you and I, we're gonna rip it up. And then we're gonna hop on a plane to the Bahamas, where you and I can get married tomorrow amongst the fishes and mermaids and whatnot. Carla: Turk, for the last time, mermaids aren't real. Turk: I know what I saw!